theoreticallypooping: OMFG TODAY I HOOKED MY LAPTOP UP TO THE PROJECTOR SO I COULD DO MY [PRESENTATION AND I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOTU MY LAPTOP BACKGROUND AND EVERYONE STARTED LAUGHING REALLY HARD EVEN MY TEACHER AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED AND THEN I REMEMBERED IT WAS THIS
you unfollowed me because i am too perfect for you i know
the perfect school
also known as: TUMBLR SCHOOL
heads of houses: the avengers
dress code: pyjamas
maths: calculating so that you don't reach the post limit. ever.
sports (totally optional): quidditch or the total wipeout course
art: creating gifs, fanart and photosets
english: writing fanfiction
product design: creating the hunger games arenas
IT: html coding
history: the dark ages before tumblr and discovering the origin of the flower behind anons head
there will be places for worshippiing J K Rowling and Suzanne Collins
and everyone will talk to everyone and everyone will be happy and if anyone sends hate they will be sent to one of the hunger games arenas designed by students
geniusalias: When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:
Imagine if Kingsley was a Teacher....
whenmomentsblog: When a kid goes to the toilet: When they get a question wrong: Not doing their homework: When someone talks over him: When they come to class late: Him on playground duty: when the class is too noisy:
poopcrapper: I want to share books and records and patches and feel eager hands inching their way up the back of my shirt and I want to stay up all night hearing about your friends and your family and your life before we met and ugh I’m sorry I’m so gross
“My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a...
barackobama: ghostbab: squishu: iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: Let’s argue about stuff that doesn’t need to be argued about obama doesn’t poop yes he does No, I don’t.
If you’ve been following me since I first joined tumblr and watched my descent into too many fandoms to count but you’re still here reading this, you’re a trooper. Have this cupcake.